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21 Facts to Know.....

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!

3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.

5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.

11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.

19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .

20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.

21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

A question brews………..

By Babar Usmani

The "opening of our eyes" in this world fills them with such ecstasy, to which there are no bounds.

The meticulous nurturing, tending to our whims and fancies, showering unwarranted love upon us, all this ensues our birth.

At this a question brews:

How would we know it all?

For we look everywhere but at their selfless eyes, waiting indefinitely for us to spare some of our glimpses.

For we bring into our lives other players.

Our friends, colleagues, careers are exalted to the highest of stature.

But those two individuals, they the very reason for our existence, are damned to living it all by themselves.

Alas! We do not repay them, one bit.

We don't pay the slightest of heed to their needs.

A jolt of a misfortune temporizes our affection for them.

Such is the expectance of these two sacred individuals that they cherish those short lived moments we spend with them, with joy and happiness.

"Reciprocal love" is what they yearn for each passing day.

Not once letting their prayers dwindle for us.

For ever harboring good wishes for our sundry pursuits.

Verily, our unstinted indifference, burdens them with great pain!

This creeping pain, by the time we succeed in our pursuits, to start caring for them, gets the better of them.

At this another question brews, reluctantly, in our deep pits:

Who knows our feats may be reciprocated by the coming "new opening eyes in the world"?

Amazing Robot Dancers - Winners Talent 2008 Denmark

TALENT DENMARK 2008 WINNER - NICK AND JEPPE

Well .. I am a crazy fan of freestyle dancing and especially Popping and Robot Dance, and this is what i usually watch on YouTube. There are some amazing collections of breakdancing(popping) on youtube with some great talents like Robert Muraine, Phillip Chbeeb, Salah and Umin, while a lot of talented dancers are sprouting up everyday.
While checking out random dance videos on youtube, i came across these amazing Robot Dancers "Nick and Jeppe" from Denmark. These videos are from a competition in denmark called "Talent Denmark 2008", which is quite like the danish version of "Britains Got Talent". These guys just turned up to these auditions in the most dull form of attire and surprised everyone with theire amazing dancing skills. After that they moved from strength to strength and ended up winning the competition. After watching them perform i must say that these guys are just talented as any other poppers in the US or Japan. Following are their videos from the competition.

The first video is from the auditioning stage of the competition. Here, you can see the most outrageous choice of wardrobe from these guys. Wearing suits and hats. Even one of the judge pointed out that before the performance. Anyways, just look at the way they just shocked everyone and gave an astonishing performance. No wonder they got three yes's from the judges.



The second video is from the semi-final stage of the competition and for me this was their best performance in the competition. These guys did a great job in music editing and choreography and it was later known that they mixed their own music for this performance makes it all the more special. This is easily one of the best robot dance I've ever seen in my life and probably one of the best ever.



The third video is from their final performance which ultimately led to their win. Their theme was of a Devil and an Angel, with both wearing appropriate clothing for this performance. The choreography for this performance was amazing with both complementing each other and they produced some of the best original moves that I've ever seen.

Some Tips on How To Cheat In the EXAM.

Cheating in examinations is a very complicated science. Everyday thousands of students around the world try their luck at this tool to clear their exams. Some succeed while others fail miserably, getting caught, expelled from the examination room and subsequently given a 'F'. Hence attempt to make their lives easy and provide them with some interesting and real life tips on how to cheat. Before reading further, you should remember the age old saying 'Practice makes perfect'. In order to be good at cheating you need to practice these tricks and master them. Furthermore always be extra vigilant and take extra care while cheating and keep your mind open. And remember the saying, "It takes Brains to cheat well".

Well These are some of the videos that provide amazing tips on how to cheat in the exam. I thought it would be beneficial to share them with other students so that they can watch them and improve their Cheating skills. The first video is about preparing a tool that would aid in cheating and that which is not easily noticeable and can be disguised. You need to prepare such aids to help you in cheating. Remember 'If you fail to prepare, then you fail to prepare'.

The second video shows a situation when a candidate exceeds the time limit for the exam and in most situations would be penalized. Remember while cheating too, things can get bad and you may get into unfavorable positions like a invigilator suspects you and starts checking you out. In such situations you need to be clever and think and act quickly like this guy does.

Hope, these videos would help you in future and help you clear a lot of tough examinations and you can come out of such situations unscathed.

Salesforce.com - Success not software

Salesforce.com is the worldwide leader in on-demand customer relationship management (CRM) services. It delivers integrated, completely customizable enterprise applications for companies of all sizes.

Salesforce.com’s on-demand CRM delivers on the promise of integration by linking easily to everything from desktop tools to enterprise applications. This award-winning Force.com platform supports the integration of Salesforce applications with enterprise resource planning (ERP), accounting, and other third-party applications. Services include Salesforce.com Consulting, Salesforce.com Training & Certification, and Salesforce.com Support to unlock the power of the Force.com platform in your business environment.

Cars of Police Departments of various countries

German police car...Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr



Japan...Lancer Evo IX.. max speed 280km/hr

France ...Peugeot...sports gt..max speed 280km/hr

Spain .....audi TT max speed 280km/hr

England .....porsche ......Do I have to tell the speed...

Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!


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One and Only India : Mahindra Jeep !!!

Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons ... J

The New Nokia 7.65 - Customised For Pakistani Conditions

Beware while using ATM's

This video was shot by a security camera at the ATM room. The guy was robbed by two men. This is an eye opening video. Beware of these robbers while using ATMs.

Manchester United Vs Liverpool - Who's Spent More?

Rafael Benitez was asked recently about the key factor separating Liverpool from the almighty Manchester United, and he responded, "About £100 million." That comment, however rhetorical or sardonic it may have been, has sparked yet another feud between him and Sir Alex Ferguson as we enter the business end of the Premier League season.

The Red Devils manager's reply was swift enough. Clearly rankled by Rafa's remarks, the Scot had the club's number crunchers calculate whether or not the Spaniard was onto something. And he was quite satisfied with the findings.

"I was amazed at that one. I got some of the people in the sports technology department to check that out,” Ferguson said. "He's well ahead of us in spending in the last five years. He said our spending power is more than theirs but he has spent £24million more than we have”.

The press has offered a startling variety of figures in response to this debate, with some sources claiming that United have spent comfortably more while others indicate that Liverpool have in fact splashed more cash since Benitez's arrival.

The confusion was ended by getting out the calculators and tallying up one by one every transfer each club has completed over the past five years. Only the straight-up, basic fees were considered - no toying around with signing-on costs, agent's stakes, player wages and such - and the figures make for interesting reading.

Initially, the sums seemed remarkably tight - literally a matter of a few hundred thousand pounds separating the two teams' gross expenditure. But upon closer inspection, it became apparent that the observers had overlooked one rather important deal.

The thing is, most 'official' or rigidly correct lists of transfers had a certain Javier Mascherano's switch to Anfield marked down as a freebie, due to the complicated nature of his contract at West Ham United. He actually cost around £18.6m, and it is this deal which tipped the scales.

According to calculations, Liverpool have spent a sizeable £190m on players (over £195m with known add-ons) since Benitez succeeded Gerard Houllier - and that figure doesn't include the purchase of Djibril Cisse, whose move from Auxerre was agreed just prior to Rafa's appointment.

Man United, on the other hand, have forked out around about £172m in basic transfer costs, with add-ons potentially taking that figure to the £180m mark. So much for the "£100 million" that Benitez believes is the reason for the gulf in quality between the two teams.

In terms of NET expenditure (i.e. the total when player sales are taken into consideration), the numbers are much, much closer. While 'Pool have recouped £102m or more, the Mancs have got back around £82m, leaving the NET sums at £88m and £90m respectively.

Not including Bosman transfers or free youth-signings in the mould of Giuseppe Rossi and the Da Silva twins, Manchester United have bought 18 players since the summer of 2004. Liverpool, however, have paid for 33. The difference is, Fergie has been allowed splurge on top-shelf sweets year after year, while Rafa has often had to settle for a big bag of boiled lollies.

Of course, these can only ever be ball-park figures, but the exact amount is unimportant. What matters is that Benitez clearly hasn't been outspent by Ferguson, at least nowhere near as drastically as he thinks he has. In terms of funds available during the course of his Merseyside tenure, the ex-Valencia boss has been allowed just as much pocket money as his North West neighbour.

Let’s have a look at the spending patterns of some other clubs. The source is http://transferleague.co.uk/index.php.

The table below represents the clubs per season net spends on purchasing players from the beginning of the premiership season 1992/93 to date. Purchases is the total spent on buying players, sold is the total received from the sale players and net is Purchased minus sold giving a total of the money spend on players . The per season column gives an average of the money spend in each season in the corresponding period.

Source: http://transferleague.co.uk/index.php

The table below represents the clubs net spend per season from the beginning of season 04/05 to date. This was the season that Rafa’ Benitez became Liverpool manager. Purchases is the total spent on buying players, sold is the total received from the sale of players and Net equals the Purchased minus Sold giving a total of the money spend on players.

The per season column gives an average of the money spend in each season in the corresponding period season 04/05 to date.

Source: http://transferleague.co.uk/index.php

Roger Federer Gets Married

The tennis pro has announced on his Web site that he and his longtime girlfriend, Miroslava "Mirka" Vavrinec, were wed in Switzerland on Saturday, April 11th, 2009.

"Dear Fans," the message reads, "Earlier today, in my hometown of Basel, surrounded by a small group of close friends and family, Mirka and I got married. It was a beautiful spring day and an incredibly joyous occasion."Federer, wrote on his blog. “Mr. and Mrs. Roger Federer wish all of you a Happy Easter weekend.”

The two met at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, where both were playing for Switzerland, and are expecting their first child in the summer.

Eminem's Back With His New Album "Relapse" Which would be launched on 19th May 2009

SANTA MONICA, CA - March 5, 2009 – Eminem, the biggest selling music artist of the decade, officially announced the street date of his eagerly awaited new album; his first original studio album in over four years. Relapse (Interscope/ Aftermath/Shady) will be released on May 19, 2009. The first single from the album and its accompanying video will see a simultaneous release on April 7^th.

Anticipation for Relapse has been building since the fall, when Eminem first announced the album title and debuted the freestyle, “I’m Having A Relapse,” during an interview on his Shade 45 satellite radio station. Last month, the release of “Crack A Bottle” from Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent brought that anticipation to ahead. The track soared to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 (Eminem’s second #1after 2002’s “Lose Yourself”) and set a Nielsen SoundScan record for opening week download sales (418,000). The recording ranked third in the history of all weekly download sales. “Crack A Bottle” will be included as analbum track on Relapse.

With the announcement of the release date for Relapse also comes confirmation of something that had been rumored in recent weeks: Eminem is already working on a follow-up album, Relapse 2, that fans can expect in the second half of 2009. "A lot of people were expecting Relapse to drop last year," said Eminem. "I was one of them. Then Dre and I went back in the studio in September for a few days, and that turned into six months. We were on such a roll;we wound up with a ton of new music produced by Dre. Putting out Relapse 2 will let everyone get all ofthe best stuff."

Eminem has sold more than 75,000,000 albums worldwide. His previous studio album, Encore,reached #1 and dominated the charts in late 2004. Certified quadruple platinum and spinning off four Top 40 Hot 100 hits, the Grammy-nominated disc has sold more than 11,000,000 copies around the globe. The #1, double platinum, 2005 greatest hits collection, CurtainCall: The Hits and #2, platinum, 2006 various artists compilation, Eminem Presents: The Re-Up, followed. In October 2008, Eminem released "Eminem: The Way I Am", a book compiling thoughts, stories, and memorabilia from various points in his life.The book entered the New York Times Best-Seller list at #11.

Below is the video of "We Made You", one of the songs on this album. Its rated PG13 so user discretion is required.

Pakistani Student Breaks World Record with 23 A-Levels

Ali Moeen Warraich Nawazish from Rawalpindi broke a world record when he passed 23 A-levels in subjects including pure mathematics, travel and tourism, and sociology. The 18 year old also became the world record holder for achieving 21 A’s, in his A and AS level exams. Ali sat all the exams within 12 months at Rawalpindi’s Roots College International and will be a part of the Guinness Book of World Records for his achievement.

The interesting thing is that Ali is not even sure why he took up so many extra subjects. “To be honest I don’t really know. I am sure it wasn’t academic interest. It was more about ‘trying’ to achieve something. Studying was more or less hap-hazard to be honest. I don’t know how I pulled it off.”

Ali, who has a “thirst for knowledge”, studied for up to ten hours a day. Yet amazingly he still found time to PLAY the guitar, CHAIR his music club, EDIT the school newspaper and ATTEND a leadership conference at US University Harvard. He said: “I didn’t find it stressful — I enjoyed it. Some subjects were trickier than others, such as psychology.

“I began studying three days before the exam so there was a lot to get in.”

Although he describes himself as a mediocre student when he was younger, he told news agencies, “Then one day it all clicked. I needed to prove to myself, and to others, that I could do it.” Ali told The News, “I had no set study plans and at one point I found myself studying one subject for five minutes before switching to the other and then the next and so on.” The Daily Mail added, “Ali also achieved a top score in the U.S. admissions test and was accepted by most Ivy League institutions, including Harvard and Yale. Apart from core science subjects he is almost entirely self-taught. He studied for up to 12 hours a day, using energy drinks to help concentrate.”

He now studies computer science at Trinity Hall. Ali, whose parents and sister are medics, added: “I’m doing my current degree as I love it. But I want to be a doctor so I hope to study medicine.”
Regarding his choice of Cambridge as opposed to an Ivy League University in the States, Ali waxes lyrical, “To walk the same halls as the world’s most prominent scientists such as Newton, Rutherford, Cavendish, and Babbage, etc have was too good an opportunity to let go off. It is an amazing place and I am extremely for this amazing opportunity.

So in a country that has been marred by terrorism, violence, economic problems, and political dissidence, it’s really wonderful to read stories about Pakistanis that highlight the positives in the country. Congratulations Ali!

Fort Minor - Petrified

Fort Minor - Petrified
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Fort Minor - Remember the name

Fort Minor - Remember the name
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Fort Minor - Where'd You Go

Fort Minor - Where'd You Go
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Guest Speaker Session - Saturday March 21

Hands On MIS: Chap 5

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Shahzad Roy's New Video - Laga Re

Shane Warne's Ball of the Century

Amazing Dance moves from Robert Muraine.

My Wish List..

1. Trip to Switzerland
   
2. A BlackBerry
   
3. A good job in a multinational company
4. lots of money
5. HP Pavillion Notebook
6. A Ferrari
   

My Hobbies..

My life revolves around sports, music, and movies. Had it not been for them i would have died of boredom and depression coz of IBA.
I love to play sports. I am a die hard fan of cricket. I play a lot of sports myself. M favorites are Cricket, Football, Tennis, Basketball, Squash and swimming. I am a member of Pavillion End Sports Club where i chill out with friends.
I love music too. At times when i'm depressed music is what i turn to. I love all kinds of music, whatever sounds good. Some of my favorite artists/bands are Eminem, Fortminor, Linkin Park, Mizraab and Bohemia.
I love watching movies. i usually watch one everyday. My All-Time favorites are Forrest Gump, Cast Away, Titanic, Lord of War, Gangs of NewYork, Poor Boys soul,

Its all about the Name...

In this blog i intend to spread fun and happiness across to all of you. As the name suggests, it is a blog where there would be entertainment for all. I would be posting about things that would make your day more enjoyable.
I would be posting about sports, movies, music and many other interesting and entertaining subjects. There would be updates about some recent stories in these fields.
So Stay Tuned.....

Semester Courses and Teachers

1. Analysis of Pakistan Industries-Ms Saneyah fareed
   
2. Management Information System- Mohammad Waseem Arain
   
3. Calculus- Mr Shahid Qureshi
   
4. Principles of Marketing-Ms Yasmin Zafar
   
5. Business Communication-Ms Asna khan
   
6. Organizational Behavior-Ms Nyla Aleem
   

Welcome To My Blog

Assalam Alaikum Readers,

Welcome to my blog where I intend to post an array of articles pertaining to my academics and things that I find interesting. So stick around and check back regularly for frequent updates.